Cuntface Von Clownstick

The actual birth name of Fuckface Von Clownstick's(aka Donald Trump) egotistical daughter aka Ivanka Trump.
The fuhrer's daughter Cuntface Von Clownstick is a major twat just like her father.
by superbipolar420 January 22, 2017
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Die Neue Ordnung von Templer

Die Neue Ordnung von Templer (founded in mid-2019) is German for "The New Order of Templar"

DNOvT is a Christian-based organization that is heavily inspired by the French Foreign Legion.

The group is based in the United States of America.

Strictly pro-Constitution, one of their primary missions is to dispose of any & all tyrants, domestic & foreign, who dare spit in the face of Liberty.

Although they are a Christian-based group, people of all backgrounds are welcomed with opens arms, similar to the FFL.
"Have you heard about Due Neue Ordnung von Templer?"
"No..?"
"Well, they're one of many growing militias here in the States."
"Oh, really? What's with the German though? It'll paint them as white supremacists by Mainstream Media?"
"That's the point. I guess? Die Neue Ordnung von Templer doesn't give a damn what people THINK they're about. Their founder made it quite apparent that he will personally hang a tyrant regardless of origin."
by Contingency_Bravo May 28, 2020
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A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.
by janpasi August 21, 2022
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Duck Von

Unintentionally saying "sorry" to everything you say.
"Sorry."

"For what?"

"Sorry, I pulled a Duck Von."
by SassTheo June 08, 2017
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Von Hollio

A term used to describe the "good" dick that is received from a guy that ultimately leads a girl to become attached and gain the title of a "bottom bitch".
Guy #1 : "Ever since I gave her the Von Hollio, she'll do anything for me. "

Guy #2: I know right, that's ya bottom bitch now.
by Mental_Enigma December 03, 2010
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Von w

Von w is one of the people who will never remember anything. He will forget every 2 seconds and he just does the dumbest things. He's a very kind guy with a heart filled with Jesus. He doesn't like staffies and he runs weird. He can be very funny and his laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke! But usually everyone likes to be around him and he keeps the party alive.
Person 1: Wheres Von w ?

Person 2: Oh he's busy being chased by a dog
by Lekkemensie November 21, 2021
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Von w

Von w is one of the people who forgets everything ! He will forget every 2 seconds. He is a very funny person but he's laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke ! He's someone with a kind heart filled with Jesus and love. He doesn't like staffies or people who don't eat sushi. Von w is someone who will keep the conversation alive and he does the most stupidest things !! Over all he is just someone who is fun to be around.
Person 1: Where is Von w?
Person 2: Oh, he's being chased by kyla's dog !
by Lekkemensie November 21, 2021
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