Viking Funeral

masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice

hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.

by childishzambino May 21, 2021

Viking Penis

a gargantuan cock with braided pubes

Man my boy Robert has a Viking penis

by chicken launcher February 21, 2023

Viking Funeral

When you cum in a girl's mouth, then have have her drink a shot of fireball that has ben lit on fire.

I got the girl I met to do a viking Funeral the other night.

by BustnBL March 15, 2023

vioing

a person who violates for know apparent reason

why is my man vioing g

by mj jackson May 29, 2023

Dirty Viking

It's where a male uses his ass hair to give a woman a shit stained beard by sitting on their face

Susan had always dreamed of getting a Dirty Viking from Steve

by Ronn Muffmuncher March 25, 2018

Land Viking

A homeless person. Usually drunk. Goes to punk shows, doesn't pay, steals smokes and beer. Squeegees cars at intersections when they can't steal or mooch.

Get your dirty ass squeegee off my windshield you disgusting Land Viking.

by Jujunum August 26, 2018

Red vining

When two men intertwine penises

Carl and Gabe are red vining right now in the bedroom

by Jdubbbbbb October 28, 2018