Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

Venus Fly Trap

When a girl or boy sends mixed signals whether or not it is intentional. This can be used to friend zone you. ):

Jessica told jimmy she loved him but when he asked her out she said she didn't love him like that.
Jessica is a Venus Fly Trap

Jimmy asked Alexandra to the movies but didn't tell her his friends where going.

Not only did jimmy Cock-Blocked himself he is a Venus fly trap

by ZEDDEAD November 30, 2016

Vines

Funny Short Vidios. Most of Them are FAILS.
THESE NUTS!

Vines Are Fails

by actuallyweblog June 5, 2015

Men go to Venus

"Men go to Venus" is a Jailhouse Jingle:

Men go to Venus, to satisfy their penis,
Faggots cum up our anus, and cause to complain us.

by Dan VanDamme January 2, 2007

Venus fly trap

Female version of tea-bagging.

I threw a dollar on the stage and the stripper Venus fly trapped it.

by Keen-1 February 1, 2010

venus

A very plump, sexy woman, usually over 25. A fat woman who's very sexy and dresses the part.

Bill always liked plump pretty gals with big boobs, and finally married one - a real venus.

by denverartist15 April 10, 2008

vanus

the female variation of banus. the space between the vagina and anus.

"not only was her pussy shaved so was her vanus."

by LilB November 11, 2004