Vietnametal

Vietnametal (Pronounced Vietna-metal) is the word used to describe Vietnamese Metal music/bands. Most un-hardcore, many of their songs are simply power ballads. This music cannot be enjoyed by any species except Poison fans, as they are too far gone to realize what the fuck is going on.

Matt: "Hey steve, check out the sweet new music ive gotten hold of, it's Vietnametal."

*Steve throws earphone away in disgust*

Steve: "That is crap, its worse than poison. It's just Asian power ballads!"

*Matt's insides finally begin to melt after continued exposure to Poison.

by Timmy_222 May 25, 2009

Vietnamese Veal

Another name for puppies
Describing the smell of an untrained house pet in the living room

Ex1
Man 1-Aww look at the cute puppy
Man 2-Dude awesome vietnamese veal

Ex2
Dude your house smells like vietnamese veal

hey c'mon yorkies are hard to train

by Uncle_ben June 29, 2011

Vietnam war flashbacks

A flashback of a traumatising or embarrassing memory.

Bob: Hey, remember our tenth grade geography teacher? She was so hot!

Joe: I still have Vietnam war flashbacks of when she caught me staring at her huge tits...

by moldovaball January 31, 2018

Puttin my gun in vietnam

fuckin a chick with some serius bush issues and having trouble dealing with it

man suzy is fina and everything but i was puttin my gun in vietnam. it was terrible. she thinks its still 1969

by Isaacrocksmysocks January 14, 2008

vietnamese ass wash

This soothing cleansing of the posterior involves applying heated lotion to the hand and gently rubbing a path from the anus to the grundle for a period of 3-5 minutes. The more established parlors will conclude with a brief massage of the buttocks.

This is a highly pleasureable personal massage, usually only found in the larger cities of South Vietnam. While such activities can be procured in other locales, the negative risk of what requested services that actually take place increase exponetialy based upon the proximity to urban areas. This negative risk also includes the possibility of additional pleasures included in the cost of a standard V.A.W., though on average this percentage is well below favorable odds.

Nicky, Nech, Stanley, and I experienced a short hiatus to South Vietnam as ESL instructors. The constant lower body physical exertion of standing in class and riding scooters warranted relief in a general area from the waist to the upper thighs. As a result, numerous Vietnamese ass washes were procured to assist in our recovery from the local massage parlors during the duration of our stay.

by Karl Karlson August 12, 2006

Vietnamese

A significant language that is spoken in Vietnam. To a smaller degree, Vietnamese is communicated in nations, such as Cambodia, Laos, the USA, and France. Primarily, the Vietnamese language was a Yue language, similar to Cantonese which remains a non-Han language all along. Unfortunately, the Han dynasty conquered the Nan Yue Kingdom, nearly destroyed this language, and forced the Yue natives to write in Hanzi characters. About 1000 years that flew by, the Tang dynasty collapsed and the ancestors of the Vietnamese declared independence. While at that time, Vietnamese changed to become the Austroasiatic language to the likes of Khmer, Mon, Wa, or Munda, by reason of the Vietnamese Kingdom and the Thai Kingdom both strengthening to conquer Champa and South Vietnam (a former territory of the Khmer Empire). Furthermore, when the French conquered Vietnam, Vietnamese were no longer using Hanzi characters and used the Latin system for their written language as a substitute and even up to this present timeline.

Failing in Chinese propaganda, Chinese nationalists embarrassed themselves by stating that all Hong Kong protestors, particularly Joshua Wong, are Vietnamese, since they claimed that "Ng" in Cantonese is the same as in Vietnamese, Vietnamese has about 60% Chinese words, and Vietnamese culture is the same as Chinese culture. However, Vietnamese is now an Austroasiatic language. Also, Vietnamese culture is very different from Chinese culture, since Vietnamese people eat Pho as their main cuisine, they always follow matriarchy without almost any Confucious teachings, they play the Dong Son drum, they ride on elephants, they use guerilla warfare tactics in wars, and so on. What is more informational is that the Vietnamese were very experienced and they are recognized as the ones, who defeated and kicked out many foreign invaders, including the Mongol army, French troops, American troops, the Khmer Rouge, and Chinese PLA soldiers. In spite of North Vietnamese being closely related to Cantonese or Zhuang and South Vietnamese being closely related to Khmer or Malay, most Vietnamese people are tough badasses. Never mess with Vietnam!

by TheUnknown21 February 16, 2020

Vietnamese Blowpop

A sexual act where a guy laying down chews bubble gum while tonguing a small Vietnamese woman sitting on his face. when shes gonna orgasm, the guy blows a bubble right up her vagina

Small Vietnamese woman: Ooo, my vag is all sticky from the Vietnamese blowpop you gave me last night!

by Molotov99 February 16, 2009