vertical hamburger

Slang for a a vagina.

Damn, that's a nice vertical hamburger.

by rick labrake November 8, 2005

Vertimato

A tomato that is produced on a vertical farm.

The production of vertimatoes will improve the availability of healthy foods to urban dwellers.

by Rob Tommins July 20, 2009

vertical bathtub

a wall mounted man's urinal

I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2009

vertical scissor

When one (lesbian or straight.. no queers please) performs scissoring, vertically.

Tunechi! LBK!

When two women scissor but one woman is standing up and the other is doing a hand stand. Or you can replace the standing woman with a man.

I wouldn't mind trying the horizontal mambo with that ratchet pussy. Nah man, try the Vertical Scissor but don't step on her hair.

by t-rizzle24 December 19, 2013

Vertically

Midget discord rapper that dick rides a new rapper everyweek

Son: Yo you heard that new Vertically?
Aj: Nah that shit SUCKS

by Sonfromlagoon999 February 9, 2022

The Slope of a Vertical Line

Infinity, or a very large, unquantifiable number.

"Dude, how rich is Bill Gates? His bank statements much be, like, the slope of a vertical line."

by yequalsmxplusb February 12, 2009

vertical smear

a fuckin big shit stain produced by a scruffy fuckin chink who sells dvd's!!!!!!

man look at chan he has a vertical smear down his boxers, dirty little cunt!!!!

by cuntbag 99 January 28, 2010