Vagition

A woman who practices the art of Vagic - see vagic, vagical

You know don't know how smooth that girl is......she is like a vagition!

by 5yearoldwds February 3, 2012

sandy vagitis

the condition of having too much sand in ones vagina. (this sometimes results in gritty or course intercorse) This is usually caused by a woman swimming naked at the beach.

you better wash that out..... youve got a case of sandy vagitis

by dr spock January 13, 2008

vagitosis

Rare Desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to cuts, bruises, or rashes.

Wow, that kid has a cut on his elbowand he is sitting out of football. His VAGITOSIS is acting up, somone call an ambulance.


Wow he is clearly infected with vagitosis

by Airjordan11 May 13, 2005

vagittarius

a pseudo-zodiac sign combining virgo and sagittarius. used to poke fun, throw off and degrade astrologers or acquaintances who ask your sign.

dumbass: i can tell a lot about a person by his/her sign! what is yours?
me: I'm a vagittarius, that shit is so stupid.

by jvortex October 4, 2005

Variable

Someone who experiences extreme variations of his intelligence.

This guy is a real variable! You never know whether he's going to explain quantum physics or jump around like a monkey!

by Variable April 26, 2003

Vagitarian

a lesbian who doesn't eat meat

Ellen offered her wife a steak, Porsche declined stating that she was a vagitarian

by Bump-n-Grind February 2, 2010

vanity

Your personality;you as a person.

Don't attack my vanity.

by Jimmy January 21, 2004