friend valentine

Someone you want to date but feel to weird asking to date so you ask them to be your valentine but as a friend.
When you don’t have the balls to ask them to date so you say “wanna be my Friend Valentine or valentine but as a friend”
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dirty valentin

Is when Valentin aka tino does a girl dirty
Ex: tino did a dirty Valentin to this one chick
by Valentin Trujillo April 16, 2020
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Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
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Valentine's Day

A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.

Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."

No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
One perk about Valentine's Day is getting free candy, especially chocolate.
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Valentine's Day

A day when you try to pretend like you don't like your girlfriend so you don't have to buy her shit. One of the three days to be single. The other two being Christmas and Her Birthday.
I broke up with my girl because next weeks Valentine's Day, I'll be back with her in March.
by Derek Gene February 14, 2009
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