A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.
Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."
Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."
by c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g-song14 October 1, 2011
Get the Friendly Vulturemug. One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"
by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019
Get the Desk Vulturesmug. Hipsters that circle potential sources of culture, swooping in whenever something begins to generate hype and ruining said thing for the rest of us. Once something is attacked by a hype vulture, all further observers must be wary of being accused of being a hype vulture themselves.
by pandajack0 August 2, 2011
Get the Hype Vulturemug. Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.
by True Isopod February 1, 2018
Get the comedy vulturemug. Someone who uses words like, “unhonorable”, which is NOT actually a word at all. (The correct word is dishonorable).
People who use these words, especially those who go as far as using them in the submission of a definition on a word-centric site (like Urban Dictionary) evidently have zero culture (or intelligence) but they think they do and want others to think so too.
People who use these words, especially those who go as far as using them in the submission of a definition on a word-centric site (like Urban Dictionary) evidently have zero culture (or intelligence) but they think they do and want others to think so too.
Person 1: hey look at this definition submission on Urban Dictionary for ‘culture vulture’, the guy who wrote it used the word ‘unhonorable’ in his explanation!
Person 2: what an idiot, now THAT is a culture vulture!
Person 1: ha ha! So true! It’s dishonorable to Urban Dictionary to offer that definition. Doesn’t anyone read books anymore?!
Person 2: what an idiot, now THAT is a culture vulture!
Person 1: ha ha! So true! It’s dishonorable to Urban Dictionary to offer that definition. Doesn’t anyone read books anymore?!
by Linguistic artistic April 8, 2022
Get the Culture Vulturemug. by TBanger69 December 20, 2016
Get the grease vulturemug. Him: i’m not gonna eat your pussy After I nutted in u.
Girlfriend: I just sucked your dick after you nutted in me.
Him: because you’re a vulture
Girlfriend: I just sucked your dick after you nutted in me.
Him: because you’re a vulture
by Kay&Angel May 6, 2022
Get the Vulturemug.