selling your neighbor volcano insurance

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

Swag Volcanoe

When a single person has so much swag, it just explodes from them...like a volcanoe

Person 1: Yo that kid is like a total swag volcanoe!

Person 2: Yeah totally!

by NarwhalUnicorn66 November 8, 2011

Vegas volcano

You meet a stripper in Vegas. You are banging her so hard from behind that when you cum she projectile vomits and fecal matter leaks out of her anal cavity onto your cock and drips down your balls.

I railed my girl so hard last night she Vegas Volcanoed me.

by Mamacas March 6, 2025

valley volcano

a bootyhole

josh: hey man she showed me her valley volcano yesterday!!
me: what’s a valley volcano?
josh: her bootyhole! duh
me: man i wanna eat some valley volcano

by anonymousbabie January 7, 2021

Reverse volcano

The act of eating a female out and her farting in your mouth and you vomit in her vag and she queefs it onto your face.

I got reverse volcanoed by a girl last night.

by Mamabear0232 March 13, 2023