Vacuum

A cleaning machine that sucks everything off of your messy floor and seemingly teleports it to another demension, at least until you have to empty it.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.

Man, how did your vacuum teleport everything on your floor to another dimension?

by Moocow51 August 22, 2017

Vacuum

When a girl sucks in while sucking a dick.

My girlfriend just vacuumed me.

by Penis Fucker Parker December 12, 2021

Vacuum dream

Vacuum dream means you aren’t sucking enough, and even want to inhale him in your dreams. .

You must have been having vacuum dreams again, he asked her after that surprise blowjob.

by Streetsweeper55 April 18, 2021

vacuum packed

Someone who shoves so much up their ass, that the anus' vacuum system draws the object into your stomach.

VACUUM PACKED

Damn nigga, that white boy got him all vacuum packed

by XXXDoctorAdvice November 18, 2017

Merlin vacuum engine

Merlin vacuum engine- MVAC

The Merlin vacuum engine on the falcon 9 said eek I must not be late and shines bright in space

by My comfy pipes December 19, 2019

Positivity Vacuum

A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.

Laura is such a positivity vacuum.

by unlcemalcy November 19, 2018

Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.

Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.

by Kf1345 August 09, 2022