A blow job so sloppy and intense that it leaves you a quivering mess, and just when you think it’s over, she keeps sucking until she’s drained your soul out of your dick and cleaned up every last drop.
After that wet vacuum, I’m convinced she could clean up a flood and still leave me wondering where my will to live went!
by CristinBurnsInHell September 29, 2024
On a very cold weather, a man's ballsack sucks into a size of a small plum. If sucked in too much it begins to hurt and the male is unable to walk.
by Meowpop February 13, 2017
What Stewie really said to Brian in that episode of Family Guy. Brian thinks he said fuck you so he goes and tells on him.
Stewie: Fine! Well you have extra sensitive hearing so hear this! *mouths vacuum*
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum!
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum!
by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 08, 2020
A cleaning machine that sucks everything off of your messy floor and seemingly teleports it to another demension, at least until you have to empty it.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.
by Moocow51 August 22, 2017
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by My comfy pipes December 19, 2019
A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.
by unlcemalcy November 19, 2018