Urine-Mutant

A rather obnoxious, low-IQ individual who frequents public places creating both a social disturbance and an eye saw; often drunk on cheap booze and smoking dog ends off the floor, the Urine_Mutant is a social problem for all he comes into contact with, especially as they often mix in packs; social contact with non-Urine-Mutants often results in demands for money or general verbal harassment,

Oh my God, the town was filled with Urine-Mutants today I don't think I'm going to be going there anymore I've had enough of them,

by Jack_Tisson August 14, 2023

urinal cake

Any person who deems him or herself better than everyone else (i.e. "The Shit"), but is in fact lower on the social food chain than some bastard child of Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider at the Oscars. He is trampled on (or rather pissed on) by five year-olds and the elderly alike.

Dave's such a urinal cake, he bitched me out about my mile time but then lost to Rosie O'Donnell.

by Jennie G April 10, 2008

vagina urine

When you are having sex and somebody urinates in your vagina

Oh girls, I had a vagina urine last night!

by spartain yankees May 5, 2009

Urinal Fucker

When a male with a disease known as small penisitis has to use a urinal and instead of choosing the "adult" urinal, uses the "child" or "midget" one. This of course is because of their lack of growth downstairs. It gives off the appearance of them fucking the urinal hardcore!

Aaron made himself look like a urinal fucker at Deja Vu!

by 12 gauge January 28, 2007

Urinal Colonel

Person who cleans,or mantians urinals.
could be a janitor or perhaps a jail trustee

Fuck man ill be a urinal Colonel for a while.
beats the hell outta shoveling shit.

Coined By Dan and Impact Weekend 08 in middleville MI

by JEFF BEAM February 24, 2008

urine winged hymenoptera

This is simply a nicer way of saying, "piddle wingless hymenoptera" ("piss ant").

Josh from Seattle is such a urine winged hymenoptera; I really hope he

has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!

by Telephony July 19, 2014

One Urinal Rule

Particularly for men, the One Urinal Rule is the act of placing your self in a public restroom where there is at least one urinal between you and the nearest other person in the room. If there are not enough urinals to do so, take an empty toilet stall.

Not necessary if there are large enough walls between the urinals.

There will be times where this rule may not be able to be applied, such as a busy restroom.

Not necessary for toilet stalls.

This helps prevent awkward restroom conversations.

James walks into the mens room only to see two urinals and one man at them,he then recalls the One Urinal Rule, James then decides to walk into a stall instead of standing next to the other man.

by Dahlriku August 5, 2008