Bowl of hard candies at restaurant too close to the men's room. Stirred by unwashed hands of hundreds of urinators.
by vart16 September 15, 2016

A rather obnoxious, low-IQ individual who frequents public places creating both a social disturbance and an eye saw; often drunk on cheap booze and smoking dog ends off the floor, the Urine_Mutant is a social problem for all he comes into contact with, especially as they often mix in packs; social contact with non-Urine-Mutants often results in demands for money or general verbal harassment,
Oh my God, the town was filled with Urine-Mutants today I don't think I'm going to be going there anymore I've had enough of them,
by Jack_Tisson August 14, 2023

Any person who deems him or herself better than everyone else (i.e. "The Shit"), but is in fact lower on the social food chain than some bastard child of Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider at the Oscars. He is trampled on (or rather pissed on) by five year-olds and the elderly alike.
by Jennie G April 10, 2008

by spartain yankees May 5, 2009

When a male with a disease known as small penisitis has to use a urinal and instead of choosing the "adult" urinal, uses the "child" or "midget" one. This of course is because of their lack of growth downstairs. It gives off the appearance of them fucking the urinal hardcore!
by 12 gauge January 28, 2007

Fuck man ill be a urinal Colonel for a while.
beats the hell outta shoveling shit.
Coined By Dan and Impact Weekend 08 in middleville MI
beats the hell outta shoveling shit.
Coined By Dan and Impact Weekend 08 in middleville MI
by JEFF BEAM February 24, 2008

Josh from Seattle is such a urine winged hymenoptera; I really hope he
has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!
has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!
by Telephony July 19, 2014
