tweet

a rolled-up strip of material inserted into the end of your spliff, usu. made from thin cardboard. this term originated in the town of sudbury (ontario, canada) sometime in the 1990s. no one knows where it came from or why it is used in this way, but everyone in this town knows what 'tweet' is, and cannot use the term outside of the bury.

"yo, got any tweet?"
"yo, the tweet fell out of the dube"

by patio lanterns February 24, 2008

Twenty-tweens

An alliterative and fun way to refer to the years 2009-2012.

Person A: Happy New Year 2009!

Person B: Yay! 2008 turned out to be quite a mess! Let the Twenty-tweens begin!!!

by Tom Hartung January 10, 2009

golden tweet

A tweet with exactly 140 characters and proper spelling and grammar.

Holy shit; I just made a golden tweet!

by GuestD April 6, 2015

Tweet It

If someone says 'Tweet It' after another person has said a sentence then they must simply tweet the sentence they just said.

James Wells 'I suck cock' Adam davies 'Tweet it'. James would then have to tweet that he sucks cock

by bantermobile May 27, 2015

tweesot

when crabs crossbreed with tapeworms

becky's tapeworms crossed with my crawdads, now we both have tweesots!

by itchybeef July 7, 2003

tweetfest

1: Twittering excessively.

2: To annoy followers with your twitter updates.

Annoyed twitter user: "OMG! Stop having a tweetfest and get a life!"

Obsessed twitter fan: "Fine! Freakin' idiot!"

by Xonus June 4, 2009

tweestyle

n.

a freestyle, rap, short poem or rhyme in 140 characters or less. Usually posted on Twitter.

other variations: tweestyling, tweestyler

also see: poetwy

Guy #1: Yo, dude. Did you read my latest verse on Twitter?

Guy #2: For sure. Nice tweestyle!

Guy #3: Thanks, bro.

by twitter.com/heyart July 10, 2009