turburcolosis

its a

disease

that boy was diagnois with turburcolosis

by chrisdahit November 6, 2021

türkü

A turkish word meaning a “ballad”. It could also be used as a name. People with this name are cool human beings in touch with their emotions. Also enjoy music and are incredibly friendly.

Türkü was the cutest person I have met.

The last Türkü made me emotional.

Is that Türkü who is crossing the street?

by cherhorowitz November 20, 2021

Tuguu

It means ugly and don’t have a brain

Teacher:you suck you like a tuguu

by THE NC GUY November 21, 2021

turquoise monkey

when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up

"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"

by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021

Turducken

Placing the penis into the vagina while simultaneously placing testicles into the anus.

Everyone can enjoy a turducken but not for long.

by Stillfat September 15, 2021

turnupcallahanz

turnupcallahanz is a very good account with over 1000 followers. if you don’t follow turnupcallahanz on tiktok then ur not hot, turnupcallahanz currently uses they/she pronouns and if you don’t respect her pronouns then ur really mean

pov: i meet someone who doesn’t know who turnupcallahanz is

me: hello, do you know turnupcallahanz

them: who?

me: the best and coolest tiktok account

them: oh i’ll follow them right now

turnupcallahanz is the coolest mutual anyone could ever have <3 (go follow them)

by murder_is_sometimes_ok September 22, 2021

turquaz

A slang way of saying Turquoise

“Man did you see that Turquaz shirt”
Yeah it was dope

by xxZxx October 15, 2021