Turtle Bitch

Any user of a turtle beach headset in a public lobby against normal headset users and proceeding to sound whore.

That team was full of turtle bitches, they knew where i was as soon as i spawned.

by Nova Experement August 29, 2010

Turtle on my Knee

When someone is throwing shade or dirt about you around to others

did you hear that laquisha was throwing turtle on my knee!

oh girl nah!

by bakergames June 13, 2017

Turtle Head

Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.

OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.

by Jerry Shaffer June 15, 2004

Turtle chaser

A slow driver in the left lane on a highway, and being passed by people in the further right lanes.

Gebs1: Im boxed in and this turtle chaser is makin' me mad!

Gebs2: It's either an old person or woman, they always go slow in the left lane.

wait for it......

Gebs1: yup, old peron.

by Kmoney756 March 9, 2010

Turtle Swag

Samuel Wallner

Samuel Wallner is the definition of turtle swag.

by tupacfolyfebrah May 19, 2013

Turtle necking

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

Turtle in the Pool

A floating Turd

Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning

by SuperJuice! March 22, 2009