Turkey

A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb.

Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...

You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.

by hahayeturkey July 26, 2011

The Turkey

When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.

She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.

by J5 April 15, 2005

turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.

Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom

by JOSH April 5, 2005

turkey arms

When a fat person lifts their arm and the fat on the tricep of it jiggles back and forth like a turkey's neck.

(First heard of in the nutty professor)

This woman has a classic case of, "turkey arms"!

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!

by StuntinUp&Down February 16, 2006

Turkey Day

What inane stupid people call Thanksgiving in a failed attempt to sound cute.

Idiot #1 - I can't wait to get me some jibblets on Turkey Day!

Person #2 - Shut the fuck up dumbass.

by Meshuggah November 27, 2003

turked

To be ass raped. Roughly.

He went to a party, then was grabbed roughly from behind, turked, and woke up the following morning in a shopping trolley in Tesco's car park.

by CharlieilrahC May 20, 2008

Turkeys

A person full of jive.

It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.

by The Shizzole March 5, 2003