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A term for when a person or product is outcompeted, marginalized or eradicated by an inferior competitor or opponent through bad luck, conspiracy, the ignorance of man or the cruel indifference of Marduk, the Babylonian God of harbors and mischief.
father: "fuck, first caldor goes the way of the turbo graphics 16 and now i have to buy my zoobas at target?"

son: "is that why you beat the shit out of me and mommy?"
by dusty ocean December 30, 2004
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turbo nerd

A person who wears a sweater vest, pocket protector, thick glasses and talks about how much they love Star Wars. Overall, they are the social outcasts who play Dungeons and Dragons on Saturday nights and go to comic conventions each week.
Man, that kid is such a "Turbo Nerd"
by H C G December 11, 2006
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turbo cunt

A hard derivative of a turbo shandy, half a glass of vodka, a dash of coca cola, and topped with cider.
you coming round to mine for some turbo cunts before we go out?

i'm not having any more of those turbo cunts before we go out again, i was battered!
by FlashJoe January 6, 2008
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turbo dirty

Noun- riding dirty while naked

verb- the act of riding dirty while naked
We were turbo dirty on the tandem bicycle

We rode turbo dirty to chicago
by Colin Steve December 6, 2007
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turbo island

fuck the monday club lets go to turbo island
by gavin October 11, 2003
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Turbo thinker

origins: Heather Blue, licensed massage therapist and Turbo thinker.

n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.

Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.

Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.

Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
"Holy fuckin swampdonkies, that Jenkin kid's a wicked friggin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store, asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem."
by rob dianome October 28, 2008
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turbo shot

A camera shot (photograph or motion picture) of female cleavage. Usually taken from a high angle, or when a female bends forward, and the viewer is able to get a shot looking down into the open neck of her shirt. Term is most often used to describe the breasts of attractive, ample chested females.
When Kara bent over, total turbo shot action.
by Katy Ana October 24, 2010
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