Tourettes

A "medical excuse" for people to curse out random people in public with no consequences.

Bob (Tourettes): "Bloody hell, your wanker is probably equivalent to a fish's left tail-fin."
Random: "What did you say to me?"
Bob (Tourettes): "I have tourettes so it's ok."

by nerraD001 March 12, 2018

trap de la tourette

Screaming out passages from a trap hiphop song (uncontrollably).

John had a very severe form of trap de la tourette. At the DMV he screamed: WATCH YOUNG QUEVO BREAK THE POT!!

by jeentje March 2, 2017

gay tourettes

Someone who verbally points out anything he perceives as ridiculous or dumb as "gay," as if it were a verbal tick.

Person 1: (Points at a merry-go-round) Ha, gay! That ride's for kids, and gay lovers...

Person 2: wtf u talkin bout bruh? u always rode the merry go round all the time wit yo momma til you were 12...
Person 1: yo momma's gay! and you know what? that ride over there too is gay...
Person 2: dude you got gay tourettes...

by CannedBread June 2, 2016

Taylor Tourettes

When random unstopple social outbursts of Taylor Swift lyrics result in social awkwardness and/or exclusion.

“So as I was saying, Julia was being so irritating, I can even believe-“
“BUT I GOT SMARTER I GOT HARDER IN THE NICK OF TIME”
“You have a bad case of Taylor tourettes”

by Droppingmycroissant May 4, 2018

Sorry Tourettes

When somebody will constantly say sorry for no apparent reason

P1: (Bumps over P2’s drink). Omg I’m so sorry!
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes

by NoVanity July 29, 2021

insecurity Tourette’s

When you randomly blurt out accomplishments and humble brags when around someone that makes you feel insecure.

Every time I’m around her, my insecurity Tourette’s starts acting up.

by Man called Fi August 8, 2021

Tourettes drunk

Noun phrase.
Depicts a person who loses all sense of decency and social sensibility exclusively when he or she is drunk. They degrade and demean anyone anywhere they can like a troll on steroids. Can be abbreviated to TD.

Don't go anywhere near Paul right now he's tourettes drunk.
Amy went tourette's drunk on Facebook last night and trashed her partner publicly. Bad case of the td's.

by Swampybaby June 23, 2021