Toned teddy

A guy that is kinda muscular, but also not.
Like. He’s a teddybear, but he has muscles showing.
He doesnt have a dadbod, but he aint skinny.

My boyfriend is a real toned teddy, its so hot!

by Thiccccums June 23, 2021

Toned up

A act of improving one’s situation

Through swag, charisma, or outright handsomeness.

Toned up- to boss up

Or the act of improving one’s situation
Whatever it may be

Instead of getting revenge after being cheated on

I figured let me tone up my life & let her envy leaving me forever

Toned up- to boss up

Or the act of improving one’s situation
Whatever it may be

by Tone October November 24, 2021

Dog Toyed

All fucked up, like a chewed up dog toy

Dude, you look dog toyed, get some sleep and a shave

by Eddie O Spaghetti O June 25, 2009

pork torpedo

another way to say penis, dick, schlong

suzie loves eating pork torpedo and can't get enough of it

by fry1077 December 11, 2010

chocolate torpedo

When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.

Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.

by Stushkushnpuss April 17, 2016

spitfire torpedo

Using saliva as sexual lubrication right after eating spicy food.

In the heat of the moment, I forgot I'd just eaten a bunch of jalapeno peppers and when I put some spit on my cock for lube I accidentally gave her the spitfire torpedo. Good thing she's into pain.

by Kehvie Metaal May 18, 2016

spitfire torpedo

an alternate definition is when you are giving cunnalingus to your partner and right as she starts to orgasm you spit on the head of your penis and immediately thrust inside her and instantly blow your wad.

I was really tired last night but Louise was super horny so I gave her a Spitfire Torpedo. 10 minutes later she was asleep and I was watching SportsCenter.

by Alfred N May 18, 2016