tool

people that think they're high and mighty because they bash others for liking something, but they like the same things.

Mehmet Toci is a tool because he likes Unearth but hates whoever likes Unearth, wtf.

by krasca April 4, 2010

tool

one who won't fit in whether on purpose or because they are that awkward. can not keep a conversation going without some stupid or vulgar remark concerning absolutely nothing, used by multitudes of girls (if you can call them that) and using the desperate ones. in desperate need of a life and friends. goes very emo often, and cries quite a bit. tim. pretends to do drugs and drinks but shys away from any oppurtunity saying the girl he wants might not like it.

a: where is tim?
b: crying in his room again.
a: wow, what a tool

tool: lets work at mcdonalds so that we can work with the retards and look smart
(it disgusted me to hear the tool say that)

tool: no one understands girls, i mean nobody
me: what about girls dude? i think they could understand themselves, or maybe you are just stupid

by mary oshields April 20, 2007

The tool

Meaning a weapon such as a gun or knife. Or another word for penis.

Weapon: dont make me use the tool on you.

Penis: girl you cant handle the tool.

by Jboyglinton June 4, 2016

tool

A dumbass, a person with little common sense, or someone you just don't like. Insult. Can worsen the insult by calling him/her a power tool

Shawn is such a tool

by rustyshackleford723 November 2, 2010

tool

People who think they are better than other people but really aren't.

Dude, B^3 are such tools.

by Cpt. Olimar February 2, 2008

tool

One lacking social awareness or ignoring their own mental capacity to realize when they're a pawn to unsustainable corporate interests. A slave and/or sell-out to the globalization of business power.

That tool doesn't even know he's toeing the line.

by gnuosphere October 14, 2011

tool

Typically a male who gels his hair every morning and makes sure everything he wears is designer brand and that people know it. All of his thoughts are centered around himself and he believes everyone else's should be too. He tries hard to be that cool, popular guy that loves, yet he is not. He thinks that if a girl doesnt go for him, it is only because she has a boyfriend but secretly wishes she could have him anyway.

Wheres Matt?
Hitting on that drunk girl over there
Oh man what a tool.

by khags November 30, 2009