Bitch ton

a large amount of something, bigger than a fuck ton

Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, I have a Bitch ton of homework to do.

by You would not believe your eye January 4, 2024

Ton

Exact meaning of not, but spelt backwards

This pen is ton even mine
This pen is not even mine

by $@//? October 20, 2018

Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 6, 2020

Tonatively

The gesture or uneasy look you give to someone that might as well have spit in your face and took your lunch money!

This is easily the best show ever! Tara Reids expression was priceless, intriguing, and tonatively outstanding when she took down that bitch that called her the c word with only words!

by SpellingVee June 15, 2022

MC ton

A nice company made by amogus

I work at MC ton

by Sisiejis October 21, 2022

tonned-up

1) To score a century in cricket

2) To hit 100mph when driving

3) To get to 100 friends on Facebook

1) Did you watch the game the other day. Dave tonned up

2) I tonned up down the highway yesterday

3) I only joined two days ago and I've already tonned-up

by SawyerSharky September 5, 2011

F-ton

An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.

Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.

by xccs December 3, 2014