polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..

If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.

by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016

tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)

husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."

by lolandbehold March 7, 2012

tomato sludge

The first shit of the morning after a night of enjoying Nature's best fruit, the tomato. Due to tomatoes' high amount of fiber the stool will be soft, everywhere, and full of red tomato skins. Never be far from a toilet when you know you are going to have to make a tomato sludge.

Trever - "2 girls 1 cup would have been a far better production if they had my tomato sludge."

by AbstractPits February 2, 2023

Justin tomato

A really red guy

Justin tomato is redder than usual

by Yourclassmate May 9, 2018

Green Tomato

A term used to describe yourself as being "all good". Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra

Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Green Tomato

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Tomato Cake

A favorite of guys from Maine.

A delicious cake made from tomato paste rubbed all over ass. Then eat.

“Hey dude, you wanna eat my tomato cake?

“Nah, I’m not gay. But I will stick it in a bit”

by SeeTheOcean May 8, 2018

Salty Tomatoe

When you're doing doggy and about to cum, slap their ass until it's red, then cum on it.

I tried a salty tomatoe on my girl last night, and she was pissed but it was worth it.

by Buttery Egg roll January 9, 2022