handcuffed to the toilet

The inability to start or finish an action or thought due to the extreme need to go to the bathroom.
Dave was handcuffed to the toilet while writing his English essay. He couldn't finish the sentence he was on until he went pee.
by Moellertechnique November 15, 2017
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toilet rave

This act will only occur if the members of a party feel it is generally lacking in quality and/or excitement. Any equipment that can emit sound will then be taken into the nearest/most convinent toilet (most common devices are stereos and mp3 players) and the rave will begin.
"Dude this party is worse than poo nuggets, lets toilet rave."
"Sure, just let me get my i-Pod."
by internal October 18, 2006
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Toilet Dick

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."
by Dontevenknow October 15, 2014
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Toilet Tarping

To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!
Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"

Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."
by Freees4224 June 29, 2009
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Toilet Camper

Someone who spends an obsessively amount of time on or close to a toilet. This is usually a term used by either restaurants or annoyed people. Someone may end up toilet camping if they bring in a digital device with them and become to lazy to move.
The term originates from "Camping" the act of staying/living in one place for a medium to long period of time and bathrooms in commonly used areas
Dude, there has been a guy in that toilet for over an hour now, he's such a Toilet Camper
by Richmond Kdik October 28, 2015
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toilet cam

A surveillance device used to watch, monitor, or record certain sensitive areas of interest expel or discharge liquids, solids, or both.
Damn what is junk jammer doing in the bathroom? I don't know but we will flip on the toilet cam and find out.
by jajalexjander the firm February 11, 2017
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toilet hoagie

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.
How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.
by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018
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