toilet rave

This act will only occur if the members of a party feel it is generally lacking in quality and/or excitement. Any equipment that can emit sound will then be taken into the nearest/most convinent toilet (most common devices are stereos and mp3 players) and the rave will begin.

"Dude this party is worse than poo nuggets, lets toilet rave."
"Sure, just let me get my i-Pod."

by internal October 18, 2006

Sweaty Toilet

Butt sex in a sauna.

"Hey dude, I was at the aquatic center the other day and I gave this girl a sweaty toilet."

by The Sweaty Toilet King March 6, 2010

skibiti toilet

When you spell skibidi toilet wrong and should actually be looking at skibidi toilet.

Me texting my friend

Friend: "Yo did you see the latest episode of skibiti toilet?"
Me: "No I didn't, I don't watch that crap. It's also spelled "skibidi toilet."

by iliketurtles2798 October 25, 2023

toilet yodel

to vomit, usually accompanied by noises not unlike a garbled yodel

After too many shots of tequila and a couple chili dogs he proceded to toilet yodel.

by Schlager February 6, 2008

toilet cam

A surveillance device used to watch, monitor, or record certain sensitive areas of interest expel or discharge liquids, solids, or both.

Damn what is junk jammer doing in the bathroom? I don't know but we will flip on the toilet cam and find out.

by jajalexjander the firm February 11, 2017

Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."

by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014

toilet hoagie

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.

How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.

by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018