toilet rave

This act will only occur if the members of a party feel it is generally lacking in quality and/or excitement. Any equipment that can emit sound will then be taken into the nearest/most convinent toilet (most common devices are stereos and mp3 players) and the rave will begin.

"Dude this party is worse than poo nuggets, lets toilet rave."
"Sure, just let me get my i-Pod."

by internal October 18, 2006

toilet cam

A surveillance device used to watch, monitor, or record certain sensitive areas of interest expel or discharge liquids, solids, or both.

Damn what is junk jammer doing in the bathroom? I don't know but we will flip on the toilet cam and find out.

by jajalexjander the firm February 11, 2017

Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."

by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014

handcuffed to the toilet

The inability to start or finish an action or thought due to the extreme need to go to the bathroom.

Dave was handcuffed to the toilet while writing his English essay. He couldn't finish the sentence he was on until he went pee.

by Moellertechnique April 20, 2018

Toilet Shelf

That weird thing that you really don’t know the name of that basically acts as a toilet lid. That thing is used most as a shelf for random shit in your house. Ranging anywhere from tampons to sea glass and dried starfish! On top of that, it can even be used as an insanely overpowered killing machine if used with blunt force to the head, just like during a zombie apocalypse.

Hey did you set the salad on the toilet shelf? I swear Laura if you did again this time I’m going to kick your ass!

by Boy Scout Socks March 27, 2021

Toilet Rice

Rice that has been used to dry out a cell phone that has been dropped in the toilet.

Hey man, this curry is go good! What kind of rice did you use?
I used the Basmati in the cupboard.
Dude, that's the rice I used to dry out my IPhone after i dropped it in the toilet last night! That's toilet rice!! I forget to throw it out!

by pdiddy19 August 22, 2016

toilet hoagie

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.

How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.

by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018