tofu duty

When shit out poop

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty

by H.R. Griffin May 31, 2016

Tolfuckingsmol

A fake Larry account that stalks real larries and fights them and then says she 'won' when she never really does. A little rich spoiled brat that thinks she's better then everyone else. Calls herself 'queen' when really everyone hates her.

Larrie: do you know tolfuckingsmol?
Anti: you mean Hailey?? She's the best!

by 5yearsofhistory August 14, 2016

TreFuan

TreFuan is an African Wakandian orgin name and is common amongst white males. TreFuanis the type of dude you want as a husband. He is DADDY worthy material. His pipe game is like no other and his head game is all that and more. He’s amazing with kids and in bed. He is and should be well respected as he is a quality member of society.

Oh my fucking god jenny do you see Trefuan over there His dick 😫😫

by dxddytr June 19, 2018

thefuck

when your girlfriend says she has a twin so you end up fucking her dad

man my girlfriend has a twin sister thefuck i what ill do. Her dad is pretty hot so what the hell.

by The dad lover March 13, 2018

Tofuism

The worship of tofu and other vegan products. Much different than the vegan lifestyle, tofuism is a religion. Followers are called to end the suffering of ALL animals. Many tofuism followers work with PETA.

“What do you mean tofuism isn’t a real religion, Karen?? What are you, Catholic?”

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018

Toefood

Also known as Kung Tofoo, a pungent version of tofu. Usually best served to those people who complain that regular tofu is "bland", foot fetishists, or those who simply mispronounce "tofu".

Preparation:
(1) Chop up 250gsm of firm Tasmanian tofu with precision knifehand strikes into 1cm² blocks
(2) Boil tofu in tap water for 45min with two used socks (preferably freshly taken from an athlete's foot).
(3) Open windows.
(4) Leave to cool in a dark laneway for 12 hours.
(5) Remove rodents and serve toefood on a large silver platter.
(6) Add salt.

"Dad.... Can we have toefood tonight?"

"Sure kid. Take off your shoes and socks".

by psykobear August 1, 2018

totfuk

"Totally fucked in the head", terrifying, mental.

-But he said there's nothing wrong with raping animals.
-Don't listen to him, that guy is a totfuk.

by NotBadIntent August 28, 2018