A half-gallon of Wawa Lemonade Tea.
Its only good after you slap the side, and proclaim that you're about to drink some sip.
Its only good after you slap the side, and proclaim that you're about to drink some sip.
by Ripticus April 08, 2009
The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
by YAWA July 22, 2022
by Big nut suace April 10, 2019
N. A humorous moniker for a large wine container, typically glass, that is at or over 4 liters in size. Most appropriate in usage when the wine contained within is an inexpensive brand.
Dude, you bought the jug o wine!
(the inference being, a much larger sized wine container was acquired by the target of the remark - as opposed to a more standard 750 ml wine bottle size)
(the inference being, a much larger sized wine container was acquired by the target of the remark - as opposed to a more standard 750 ml wine bottle size)
by Gnome De Plumb August 09, 2008
A celebrity who has a great rack but is a cock tease for not getting naked. Derived from Jennifer Love-Hewitt who has a nice pair.
She has a nice pair of Love-Jugs.
When a tense or complex situation deteriorates to such an unmanageable level because all the leaders/bosses/participants are trying to do different things, but none of it meshes together. Emphasis for Kentucky due to its backwards hillbilly history.
Group of firefighters attempting to fight a fire but all they save is the foundation because none of them are trained or have a plan or are working together. Standing back watching in disbeleif "My god, what a kentucky jug fuck that is"
by chydog November 09, 2007
(verb)-(to, Milk Jug)To cum in someone's anus. It can be used in either Heterosexual, or Gay sex (Besides female on female intercourse, of course).
by Big Daddy Gabe January 26, 2009