Penis Flexing

1. In a group setting, the act of ego taking over the decision making process instead of common sense.

2. The acts of two or more executives posturing for position -supporting their argument using only their title or status instead of knowledge and skill.

Background
Mostly used in corporate life where ego builds consensus verses vision, knowledge, and dedication. Very common in overly funded start-ups and very large (Fortune 500) companies.

In general, a reference to whom has the biggest cock (guns) makes the rules (sets the agenda).
I just got back from a penis flexing contest where the VP of Marketing and the VP of Technology couldn't agree on scope so they attempted to use their position in the organization to control the meeting.
by Aprel January 29, 2010
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Rich Flex

21 can you do something for me 21 can you hit a rich flex for me

Do ya thing 21, do ya thing
by padreando1 November 09, 2022
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best flex

One's favorite former lover, present friend.
My best flex wants to meet you. Are you cool with that?
by Kaichester August 29, 2009
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BIG FLEX

The ultimate form of flexing on other people.
It's often subtle and unintended but other people still pick up on the flex.
Person 1: "Hey does anyone have a phone charger?"
Person 2: "Oh, I have one in my car but I'm driving my dad's Audi today so I don't have it..."
Person 1: "BIG FLEX but okay..."
by Bjabbjo September 17, 2019
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flex master

A nice pimp, treating the opposite sex with respect.
that key dawg always runs mad game, he's like a flex master
by kyle August 25, 2003
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odd flex

When someone brags about something that shouldn't be bragged about
Proffessor: Rarely anyone gets As in my class
Student: Odd flex but ok
by Tyrone Shrimbo October 23, 2018
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