sweet bird titties

titties of a bird, genius sweet. Or an exclamation of joy and exuberance.

SWEET BIRD TITTIES! This is the best bourbon ever!

by HOLY GOAT THROATS! April 30, 2006

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Fuck My Titties

Also referred to as FMT, is a song written by local band Tonic Rapture, FMT has also been used as an exclamation.

1. Singing, Fuck my titties do da do!

2. An exclamation, OUCH MY TOE!! FUCK MY TITTIES!

1. Andrew- Hm you should try and climb that wall!

Hannah- Noo! im gonna hurt myself... ok fine!!

Andrew- Omg ur gonna fall off!

Hannah- FUCK MY TITTIES I FELL!!!!!!

KiKi- I knew you were gonna fall....

2. Fuck my titties! do da do! (pronounced fuck my tittes doot da doo)

by Bepsrockk July 7, 2011

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beer and titties

Err... actually, Titties and Beer.
A great song by Frank Zappa which describes a man's encounter with the devil. The man has one thing on his mind (ok, two things) but his girl and his beer disappears. He finds the devil, who has titty skin under his fingernails, and makes him barf back up the titties and beer. Unfortunately, the woman is in a bad mood when she comes out, and flips off the man and the devil. Then the devil farts and knocks the girl over a cliff - beer, downers and all.

Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
beer and titties?

by Mean Beer February 9, 2007

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well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 9, 2013

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