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Mississippi Timeline

The act of masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating.
I was so randy that I Mississippi timelined myself Mississippi timelining.
by Susan_2 January 15, 2014
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long ass time

An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.
I've been sitting in this traffic jam for a long ass time.
by 28MONEYCASHMONEY87 October 1, 2013
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timeless beauty.

Something or someone that is so good and beautiful it will always be beautiful (never tire or go out of style)
She was a "timeless beauty." in his eyes, even in her late 30's she seemed just as magnificent as the day she turned 18.
by Wise young one November 15, 2013
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Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"
by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005
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time to cock

1. n. The time between the release of playable graphical content and the point when the content is first used to depict a phallus.

Times to cock can be observed for broad concepts (art programs, MMO games, webplace concept) or specific activities (new tool, new game feature or mod, forum thread). Generally, however, it is required that the phalluses be presented in such a way as to surprise or disturb consumers of the original content, which usually does not concern penises.

2. n. The time at which a piece of content, a discussion, or an entity on the Internet is deemed to be of poor enough quality that some of its participants willfully and gleefully flood it with depictions of flopping cocks. (Related in concept to Fifty Hitler Post.)
1. Ultima Online's time to cock was famously less than an hour, the first public depiction being a penis made out of fish.

2. "His site sucks."
"Yeah, it's time to cock his comments."
by HitNRun November 5, 2007
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The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time

1337 Fork: The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time is the best game ever!

Me: Fool, you mean The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, is the best game ever.
by Linkzie June 29, 2006
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Nigger Time

Acting upon or arriving 20-30 minutes after the appropriate or customary time.

A measure of time in which one arrives 20-30 minutes late for an appointment or scheduled event.
"Hey John, you've been late to work every single day this week, what's the deal, man?"

"Yeah, I know. I've been operating on Nigger Time..."
by Skotie December 12, 2007
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