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Tim Static

Is someone who uses video games to involve themselves in a sexual relationship with a minor. They are also known as, Uncle Tims.
"Man, that nigga tried to get me in a car the other day. Talkin' 'bout he got a copy of Halo 4 in a box in the back of his van. He think I don't know he Tim Staticin'??"
by ArionIsGayNoDoubt August 22, 2011
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tim the minion

Guy: Man, I'm starting to get tim the minion
Guy 2: Dude, you have a hard on?
Guy: Yeah, wanna watch a movie?
by thosespottedelephants@gmail.co November 23, 2019
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Hot Tim

The act of defecating in the line at Tim Hortons and attempting to pay with your feces.
That lady at Tim Horton's had to use Hot Tim to pay instead of Apple Pay.
by PooperSlueth June 8, 2018
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Tim Sweeney

Some dude that actually was successful in life making some epic games like jazz jackrabbit and unreal tournament and other shit, but then he decided to drag all developers to work on fortnite and ditched the entire unreal tournament community in the dumpster to follow his gold mine.
Epic games developer: Hey, when are you going to release our next UT4 patch?
Tim Sweeney: Shut up and finish that fortnite emote you little shit.

A: Yo I just abandoned two triple A games that my company was working on for this random animated kids crap.
B: Are you Tim Sweeney?
by Jwells uh huh May 30, 2021
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Tim Gunn

verb: derived from the project-runway-ish "Make it work." -Tim Gunn
"I don't know how to do this!"

"Tim Gunn it! Tim Gunn that shit!"
by Aluss May 10, 2013
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Tim McIlrath

Rumour states that Tim McIlrath is the God of Punk Rock, having been part of bands such as Baxter, The Killing Tree and most notably Rise Against.

They say his vocal chords themselves are made of lightning and imbued with the power to change the world when combined with his breath-taking, emotive and eternally significant lyrics.

Tim's mighty scream is a force to be reckoned with due to it's incredible ability to cast waves of fury upon those who don't care for the world we live in and support war or violence in any form. However, it also has an, arguably, more important element embedded within; the power to save the lives of teenagers in need. This is a power that has been displayed year upon year since the founding of Rise Against (originally Transistor Revolt) in 2001.

Tim is an animal rights activist, a strict vegetarian and active promoter of PETA.
Tim McIlrath's voice is so Godly!
Holy shit! Tim McIlrath was amazing at the Rise Against gig last night!
by UltimateJeb July 3, 2011
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tech with tim

A Massive Bloke, with a 15" cock. he will steal your wife with his knowlege of pygame and will most certainly woo you to your knees
OH FUCK its Tech With Tim.... HIDE YOUR WIFES
*gets on knees and begins sucking*

WHOA LOOK AT THAT MASSIVE CHAD, its TIM!
by Tims Number One Fan December 17, 2019
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