The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.
You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."
Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."
Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."
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Get the Flying thumbs mug.Someone who is very good at making money. One who is extremely successful in their financial endeavors. Like the term green thumb, which is someone who is good at growing plants, someone with a gold thumb is good at growing wealth.
I have made a profit on every stock I have ever purchased. They say that I have a gold thumb.
Wow, Carter just opened that carwash last month, and it’s already turning a profit. Boys got a gold thumb.
Wow, Carter just opened that carwash last month, and it’s already turning a profit. Boys got a gold thumb.
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Get the Gold Thumb mug.Birthday thumb. A new form of RSI (repetitive strain injury) which develops in the thumb after 'liking' all the birthday messages you receive on social media birthday thumb
" hey how was your birthday ?
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb
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