dick thief

Someone who engages in anal sex, being the one who receives. Essentially "taking" someones dick into their ass.

Toler: What do you think of Craig?

Nick: He takes it in the butt.

Toler: What a dick thief!

by dickthief March 26, 2011

super jewel thief

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.

"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"

by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008

gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.

Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.

by bruuuh March 12, 2015

eye thief

Someone who steals something visually by looking at it

That eye thief over there is looking a lot.

by rYb0rg47 September 6, 2022

boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it

That bitch is such a boner thief

by Boner theif maker April 21, 2018

Sushi Thief

The person up train of you on the sushi train that steals your chosen plate or plates.

Differs from a sushi hog and sushi ninja by quantity and selectivity.

-- Tina Yothers just sat down and she has already robbed me twice. What a Sushi Thief!

by xhoochx March 17, 2014

yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023