Tweaker

Philadelphia's (Philly's) own slut.
The word "tweaker" is often used to describe a girl with sloppy, slut-like attributes, and is known for getting with a lot of guys. A tweak is a nicer way of calling a female a whore, and or slut, and a tweaker may get with more popular, or famous guys. The word "tweak" is also used and is just a shorter version of the word "tweaker".

Malik: Yo, did you see Vanessa with Jamal last night? Yeah, she was giving him head in the back of the party, and everyone saw...
Kyle: Yeah, I know, that girl is such a tweaker.
Malik: Smh what a tweak.

by Olive_Garden69 October 30, 2011

tweaker flakes

fish flakes that someone on ecstasy or meth rubs on their palms in hopes of getting the fish "high" or somehow speeding them up as fast as the users mind is going so they will keep the user occupied

I was rollin' ballzzzz last night and had to feed my fish some tweaker flakes so i wouldnt make noise and wake up my parents

by sammymw February 11, 2010

Weekend Theater

A sorry excuse for a stage space in Little Rock, Arkansas, known for its sub-par actors and laughable attempts at modern American drama. Its actors are often comprised of failed New York rejects, boring lawyers who have nothing better to do, and students from surrounding colleges who were never talented enough to get cast in their school productions. Ironically, each of these groups feel like they are God's gift to the arts.

Actor Wannabe: Have you heard of my latest show?
Pseudo-Friend: No.
Actor Wannabe: I got the lead in the next Weekend Theater production.
Pseudo-Friend: Really? How many people auditioned??
Actor Wannabe: Just me.
Pseudo-Friend: (pause) Yeah have fun with that.

by MarlboroRed May 1, 2009

Reality Tweaker

Someone who's personal definition of reality, is stronger than the view of the general consensus. A reality tweaker is someone who percieves things correctly, but perhaps, neglects to hone in on the smaller details, that fill out the bigger picture, therein bending the facts to their own whims. It is impossible to get an accurate retelling of events from a reality tweaker, and it is difficult to convey common sense instructions, because many facts will be tweaked, and lost along the way. Never assume that a reality tweaker will understand the simplicity in what you are trying to convey. Reality tweakers are not dumb or retarded, and my surprise you ultimately by their ability to understand complex ideas as well. It is impossible to ever truely predict the actions of a reality tweaker.

Jean: Kyle what are you doing with that VHS tape?
Kyle: Well, my grandma gave me this video to watch, but I don't have a VCR, so I'm running it under the tap to soften it up so I can crack it open and watch the pictures inside. It's gonna be great!
Jean: There are no pictures inside, it's a magnetic strip!
Kyle: No, you see, the water will be polarized by the magnetic charge, and I'll run through the strip, then it'll get subliminally imprinted onto my brain, and I'll dream it next time I sleep. I've got it all figured out.
Jean: Reality Tweaker!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 11, 2010

The Movie Theater Effect

A phenomena where a new business or service initially creates much excitement or popularity, followed by weeks of less business.

Person 1: Yo, do you think that the casino that just got table games is gonna be crowded the second weekend its been open?

Person 2: Na man, its the Movie Theater Effect. They were probably most crowded last weekend- this weekend they should be a lot less crowded.

by DolCheezy June 29, 2010

8-Bit Theater

One of the best Web Comics around, comprised of the follwing characters, the rouge elven Theif. Who conned everyone into him becoming Team Leader. The stab happy Black MAge, who wants to kill the team and possibly get it on with White Mage. The idiotic Sword loving dolt Fighter, who stupidly enough, is the reason this comic exsists. The Dice User (See: D&D Reject ) Red Mage, who tries to do everything in Dungeons and Dragons terms. The fighting Black Belt, who is most easily the character who stands out the most. because he came he from another time, (See:Time Travel) and the snae White Mage, who's Hammer and Healing spells are half the reason the bumbling idiots haven't DIED yet.

1:Theif:Let's just say the King's in no position to do that. *Holding Theiferia Contract*
2:Black Mage:You fool! I can only cast Hadoken once a DAY! I got nothing left!
3:Fighter: I like swords.
4:Red Mage: If I can just roll my 20 Sided Dice.....
5:Black Belt:What was I supposed to do? NOT Break them?
6:White Mage:They were for a new Orphanage!

by [Mon] February 16, 2005

Theater brat

Kid that does local theater .and is a snot to deal with backstage or in gen.

Mandy grew up doing shows she's a real theater brat


Sarah has been in the last ten shows some one needs to slay that fucking theater brat

by Elizabeta123 October 29, 2008