Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)
"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"
by RackTheJipper April 04, 2010
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vagina table

1. When people gather around a vagina
2. A table shaped like a vagina
1. Did you hear about Mary Clare? She's upstairs being a vagina table for all those guys.
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay
by hotstuffxoxox February 10, 2014
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Poop table

When 6 guys sit on the 6 holes of a pool table and take a shit in each individual hole
Pat: "Hey, a pool table. Wanna play?"
Jack: "Nah bro, lets make it a poop table."
4 other guys: "sickkkkk"
by Sketchy Jack December 16, 2016
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Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.
Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...
by TruDat94109 June 22, 2010
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Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes
"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"
by CatLag September 30, 2020
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table chaser

A broke girl who allows successful men with bottle service at clubs to do whatever they want to them in exchange for drinks and a place to sit.
My boy and I celebrated with a table at Minibar. We were surrounded by table chasers once the waitress brought over the bottle of Belvedere. Later that night we ran the train on those sluts. It was amazing.
by dis4ryan May 31, 2011
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Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort
After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.
by CommonConnection March 26, 2021
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