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DOUBLE POKER

The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke
Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.
by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018
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STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS
JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT
by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023
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striplexia poker

Playing poker as usual, except you get naked to start out the game and first one dressed wins.
So who’s up to play some “Striplexia Poker” It may sound redundant but that takes care of the formalities, Right!
by unsloppy February 5, 2018
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Vietnamese Poker

Biracial KKK members beats a straight flush in Vietnamese poker.
by Helena.Cassidy May 15, 2022
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poker brian

A poker Brian is defined as someone who sucks out and then thinks they are a genius for it. This can be applied to any poker game whenever they think they're good for getting lucky.
That guy got so lucky on the river but totally went poker Brian on me and thought he was a genius.
by B4032883 February 9, 2023
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Commie Poker

A form of poker tournament made of several short games. At the end of each game, chips are converted to points and added to the player's tally. At the start of each new game, chips are redistributed equally among the players (wealth redistribution). At the end of the tournament, the player with the most points is the winner.
I'm playing in the Commie Poker Tournament at the rec center Saturday.
by Definosaur May 20, 2018
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poker plans

Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"
by LightSwigger December 23, 2023
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