Nooky Number

A Nooky Number is the times that you've, well, done the Nooky, aka the dirty deed. And not counting how many times you've done it total, but rather your nooky number is how many people you've had sex with. Good advice: Men don't wanna know your nooky number past ten. Bad advice: thinking a nooky number past one hundred will get you laid cuz you have "experience"

Katy: So, what's your nooky number??
Patrick: oh, i've been around the block a couple times... Gotta say it's about twelve or so.
Katy: Oh that's so cuteee! That was totally what mine was a couple months back, and then it totally doubled!

by Charlotte Asmodeaus June 3, 2009

a number 1

When you need to take a piss.

I'm going for a number 1

by J_Mulu360 April 15, 2015

number whore

a female who cotinuously gives out her number to every guy she meets

Beth: Where's Becca?
Sarah: Oh, she stayed back to give that guy her number
Beth: She's such a number whore

by trogdor0086 October 17, 2009

Wrong number

when ya call ya bro like sup nigga wann play som battle vs chess but its actually your wife your callin so shes like whata hell y aint u at ya job

ay am sorry bro wrong numbereno

by Owguin March 12, 2019

Number 0

To sneak off to the bathroom pretending to relieve yourself, but instead, using the private time to send text messages to your secret lover on your cell phone.

I stepped away from dinner with the family to take a Number 0. My wife never suspected a thing.

by USC Dude August 23, 2010

Number 12

Cock

Random Man: Hey Dude What's Number 12
Other Random Man: Cock

by Roniter September 7, 2021

Order By Number

The way you order food in a chinese restaurant.

I wanted the mushu but the lady wanted me to Order by number!!!

by Usurperrh March 5, 2003