log launcher

Anus

Bert's going to cram two fingers up Ernie's log launcher when he gets home tonight.

by Hidge Quincel January 16, 2018

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Pre-Log

1)A fart before you take a dump

Man I had to poo hella bad last night turns out it was just a huge pre-log

by Whiteshadow8 June 9, 2013

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Brushing the Log

When Air comes out of your ass it brushes the log of shit that makes it smell as it exits your anus. (Also known as a Fart)

I was just brushing the log, now you can smell my Feices air in your nose.

by Vivers November 8, 2011

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Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.

Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.

by NiggerButt May 16, 2014

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n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."

"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"

by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012

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