a goodwill handshake is a handjob that is a more polite, or out of the goodness of your heart kinda sex act than, say, jerking off your boyfriend in the shower.
to be performed quietly in the backseat of a car, in a closet, or basement setting, the goodwill handshake can also be used as a way to say 'thank you' or 'good job'.
to be performed quietly in the backseat of a car, in a closet, or basement setting, the goodwill handshake can also be used as a way to say 'thank you' or 'good job'.
For our top 15 customers we offered goodwill handshakes in the basement as a way of showing our appreciation for the support of our cafe.
by tayintheway January 25, 2011
Get the goodwill handshakemug. When your hand goes in the water while trying to wipe. One doesn't have enough room between the balls and the water to get the other hand between to wipe.
by Iqof3 April 22, 2020
Get the Poseidon's handshakemug. The SSB handshake is the most superior handshake of them all, also the most sus of them all.
The SSB handshake involves clapping your friend's cheeks.
The SSB handshake involves clapping your friend's cheeks.
by SSB HANDSHAKE April 25, 2021
Get the SSB HANDSHAKEmug. Two topless girls on the beech walk up to each other and start touching and licking each others breasts. After a few moments of this they walk away as causally as they approached.
Guy 1: Whoa, did you see that, those 2 girls just gave eachother a cancun handshake.
Guy 2: Yea, it happens all the time.
Guy 2: Yea, it happens all the time.
by nikongod March 17, 2011
Get the cancun handshakemug. The first impression when you meet someone new - what you are wearing, your expression, your demeanor.
by Mamahipster November 3, 2011
Get the Visual Handshakemug. The guy offered to give me a Republican Handshake under the table but I explained to him I wasn't gay nor was I going to vote for him.
by emperor tamarin May 21, 2010
Get the Republican Handshakemug. by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007
Get the Boston Handshakemug.