A Dry Dump is a fart that is so satisfying it will feel as though you've completely voided your bowels. Originally thought to be a "phantom poop," Dry Dump is most appropriately made/deployed while mingling away from lavatories. One should be sure to brag members of the opposite sex about such a fulfilling sensation.
While walking up the steps to my Bio class, I released such a great dry dump that I thought I had just left the bathroom.
by Frank Lambert, Jr. February 22, 2011
Get the Dry Dumpmug. While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.
by Mastermater208 December 7, 2015
Get the Side dumpmug. When you break up with someone and you had pets together. You leave all the pets and responsibilities with your ex
by Cptnftck November 30, 2013
Get the zoo dumpmug. by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017
Get the Stump Dumpmug. When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.
Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
Get the Dump Pumpmug. After succeeding at a task (ie. video games, homework, job application, etc.) one relieves themselves by dropping the huge dump they've been holding while performing said task.
by RGman June 9, 2010
Get the Victory Dumpmug. A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.
After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.
by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010
Get the Laptop Dumpmug.