top ramen cooch

When you put ramen noodles and water in a girls cooch and get her horny then wait for the noodles to cook then eat them after cumming in it first as sesaning viola top ramen cooch.
I gave Sandy a top ramen cooch last night
by Fecal slayer December 01, 2016
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When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019
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the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)
last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.
by awesome24678 May 26, 2010
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Cooch Worthy

(Adjective) A female who seems to have the necessary goods to satisfy you
You see dat tunechi on her? Bitch is definitely cooch worthy
by Clifford Rothring November 27, 2012
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Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.
It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.
by WtF004 September 02, 2023
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Cooch warmer

A friend/bro/homie that warms up cooch for you to score with
Dude chuck is the worlds greatest cooch warmer. the guy can really get me laid
by Kachuck July 30, 2010
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