Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 08, 2023
by cypressxyz November 09, 2018
Real tennis hours my bois
by Cypress1337 November 08, 2018
When you fist your misso from behind while anally penetrating her. You then proceed to masturbate yourself while balls deep in her ass and fisting, through the thin wall between her pussy and ass
by Hill8illyBrenno June 01, 2022
That aching pain you get on the inside of your elbow due to holding your phone close for too long.
Caused by blood pooling at the joint and limiting blood flow to the lower arm and hand.
Caused by blood pooling at the joint and limiting blood flow to the lower arm and hand.
After a marathon session of tumblr posts I stretched my arm out and felt the pain of reverse tennis elbow.
by SWilsonMc October 09, 2018
The tennis man is a guy that has no duck but is replaced with a tennis racket, he roams the Oneida high school tennis courts at 12:00 pm, we will most likely try to take your anal virginity(he mostly fails)
by The_Imaginner May 22, 2022
The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.
by emerson parker November 12, 2016