The Dark Nap

1: A nap taken after blackout drinking; when you wake up it's night time
2: A nap taken after day drinking with friends; when you wake up it's night time

1: After I got roofied I took The Dark Nap
2: Down in Savannah we got drunk by 3pm and then took The Dark Nap

by Quinn Tessential August 25, 2017

spot nap

An unplanned nap of spontaneity....

Bro #1- hey man. so i was like uh watching the jersey shore with my collar popped and i totally crashed after sippin' on half a corona light. it wasn't planned at all

Bro #2- braaaaaaaah. that's so gnarly. i did the same thing

Man in Cubicle- Shhhh! This is a library

Bro#1- Don't you be hatin' on my spot nap, bro!

by Manscbachman Turner Overdrive July 15, 2011

Hot nap

When you say you’re going for a nap but you’re actually going to masturbate.

Oh I had a hot nap earlier, feeling much better!

by BBB1979 September 19, 2021

Nap Sandwich

When you are so tired you rather have a nap for lunch

I didn't sleep well last night. I'm going to have me a nap sandwich in my car.

by John J. Tucker September 30, 2007

nigga naps

the knots in a black person's hair

i gotta comb my nigga naps out

by Everly July 2, 2006

Handicrap Nap

A handycrap nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. This usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work.

This morning, Turley took dropped Shaq's arm, then took a handicrap nap.

by AJP7M April 29, 2005

take a nap

A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses.

"Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap."

"Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."

by sijfidjgalkjlk June 7, 2009