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Lemon Special

To give/receive fish fingers in a fine cinema establishment (such as Gold Class). Usually such cinemas have separate seats in open view to the audience. The giver usually has to lean over a fair distance in order to reach the goods.
Michelle got a Lemon Special last night. She tried to stop it but one cannot deny the power of the Lemon Special.
by Joe Ringer FTW December 23, 2008
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lemon goon

lemon goon is a delicious frozen, slushie like alcoholic beverage.
To make lemon goon, freeze lemon squash and freeze white wine. When both are frozen combine the two in a cup with two-thirds lemon squash to one-third white wine.

Tastes better than lemon squash, doesnt taste at all like wine, and gets u pazZzzzZzzzzzz
by zzzZzzZZzZzzzzZZzzzz King April 6, 2010
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Lemon Block

When your inbox is taken up by text messages from just one person.
Dammit Laura, you've Lemon Blocked my inbox
by Bert B. Williams December 10, 2011
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A Lemon Wednesday

When lemon juice trickles into your bellend on a Wednesday. Then when the juice is burning the inside of your cock you shout "OUCH THAT'S A LEMON WEDNESDAY!
"Oh yes baby lets be freaky ... give me a lemon Wednesday!"
by ATRIX May 11, 2016
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Lemon Cunt

A female that is so bitchy her vaginal opening has clamped itself shut not allowing her to engage in any physical closeness. Usually causes emotional issues and later in life cause pruned facial features and ultimately a long lonely life.
That receptionist is such a lemon cunt!
by RLYSMRT March 22, 2011
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Lemon Cheeks

When one of the two booty cheeks finds the strength or energy as an attribute of physical action or movement to overlap the other cheek. (Folding action)
“Pussy was so good my lemon cheeks pinched the bed sheets”
by Big Wood Woody October 14, 2019
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lemon face

A derogatory term used to describe a person that is unaware of their ignorance on a certain topic despite insistence that they know what they are doing.

The term came from a Cornell University paper called "Unskilled and Unaware of It" by Justin Kruger and David Dunning. The paper describes that generally the more intelligent tend to underestimate their abilities because they know what they don't know. On the opposite side those the are ignorant tend to not know what they are talking about yet feel that they do.

In the paper an example is given of a man who smears lemon juice on his face because he thinks that it will keep cameras from seeing his face. After he robs a bank he is captured thanks to the bank camera footage. Even when shown the footage he could not comprehend how it didn't work. Hence the term lemon face.
"I'm not going to call a plumber honey because I can do it."
Wife responds, "Lemon face."

Paris Hilton pretty much trying to do anything.

Sarah Palin

Pete Griffin

Any noob that insists competence
by artivous13 January 4, 2010
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