Cock Junk

Another word for male ejaculate, cum, or semen.

When I hit the peak of my orgasm, I pulled out and released by cock junk all over her clitorous.

by T-Bone Nelson January 13, 2009

Junk Sling

A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; A pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.

Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a Junk Sling to the beach.

by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 9, 2014

Junk Ditch

A male taint.

I asked her to tongue-punch my junk ditch, but she said she'd need a weed whacker.

by annux July 2, 2016

shadow junk

When clothed male genitals are being by sunlight and create a shadow of the persons genitals and what is now known as shadow junk

Tim and I touched Toby's shadow junk

by Catface2010 August 18, 2010

Junk Pouch

Proper Noun; the small part of a male hipsters jeans that their cock pokes out revealing a small dome like bulge. Traditionally hidden by a shirt or other means of hipster-wear.

Oh my God! That hipster has the biggest Junk Pouch I've ever seen!

Did you see Billy anywhere? I heard he had a huge Junk Pouch sticking out of his skinnyjeans. What a fucking hipster.

by Bill Arther November 5, 2012

junk smuggler

1. An individual who wears loose and baggy clothing to abstain from accentuating their enormous genitalia.
2. Someone who takes aesthetic measures(such as duct tape or rubber bands) to conceal the immensity of their sexual organs.

I was in the locker room the other day and happened to notice Carl coming from the showers. Holy smokes, if that junk smuggler wasn't dragging two feet of flesh pencil behind him.

by crack pageant August 8, 2010

Packing Junk

Refering to an object hiding the fact that it has male genetalia.

Person A: Look at that smoking hot babe!

Person B: Careful dude, she's packing junk.

by Dr. Poprocks July 26, 2010