When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.
Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself
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by TheYTVirus July 17, 2024

Noun \ˈhü-vər\
A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.
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