A newer type of website that reveals your last name to people and lets them know your state, city, and even school. It also includes crappy apps slow messaging system, owners who try to make it more like Myspace only it is MUCH MORE watered down basically a website that will always be Myspaces bitch and nothing more!
"Hey Ted wanna stalk that one hot chick in our History Class?"
"Sure Gage I just got a Facebook today!!!"
"Sure Gage I just got a Facebook today!!!"
by Kyogre Steel December 10, 2009

Dude #1: Yo bro, you send me that thing on myspace?
Dude #2: Myspace is for whores bro, get a facebook
Dude #2: Myspace is for whores bro, get a facebook
by Babadoo October 7, 2007

Contrary to earlier definitions, it is now open to high school students.
Much better than MySpace. It's a better protector against potential rapists.
Much better than MySpace. It's a better protector against potential rapists.
1)My favorite website is Facebook! I'm on it all the time!
2)Yeah, the "private" option on my profile kept that dude that was following me from finding out where I live.
2)Yeah, the "private" option on my profile kept that dude that was following me from finding out where I live.
by facebookerforever January 18, 2009

Guy #1: Oh did you see Bob's new status on facebook?
Guy#2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Did you care that he can't masturbate when the cat is staring at him?
Guy#2: No.
Guy#1: Me neither.
Guy#2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Did you care that he can't masturbate when the cat is staring at him?
Guy#2: No.
Guy#1: Me neither.
by Bob hates cats December 12, 2010

A social networking site, similar to myspace, et. al that is usable ONLY by certain college students and highschoolers. In other words, a private little elitest club for students afraid to leave their campuses, even online. Hard to believe, but there are interesting people in this world who aren't in college! -crowd gasps-
Dude, facebook is cooler than myspace - there's no ads!
I shoulda written that essay instead of facebooking last night.
I shoulda written that essay instead of facebooking last night.
by kirE May 4, 2006

by xoga October 26, 2008

A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.
by Sk8rchick94 January 10, 2012
