ding dong

A city in Texas:

Ding Dong, Texas

G: I live in Ding Dong
D: fag...

by DDDD January 24, 2008

long dong

a huge penis........


usually black

i have a long dong

by Justin and Marcus April 29, 2003

Dong Cleavage

The cleavage formed when a man pulls his pants part way down penis and balls, pushing his dong against his nuts, thus creating a dong cleavage.

Susan was being a bitch and wouldn't put out so i showed her my dong cleavage and she was topless in seconds.

by stankdaddyfresh September 18, 2009

dingle dong

A short fat penis, that has balls that somewhat resemble dingle berries.

That guys penis is a dingle dong. Too bad for him.

by patrico January 8, 2008

dong burglar

a man that enjoys penis on a large scale. someone that sucks at life.

Man that guy Tim is a real dong burglar.

by King Rat November 29, 2005

dong ringer

One who only gives hand jobs no matter how many dates you go on.

25 dates and she still only gives me a hand job; she’s such a dong ringer.

by Majickcom1 July 13, 2021

Dean Dong

Mister Dong is a ding dong known as Dean Dong. Asshole walks around with your mother at prom and has a flashlight. Tries to catch children having sex on the dance floor.

Our principal is such a Dean Dong...

"Face to face with a bit of space."
-Dean Dong

by WholyWhore November 15, 2015