High Templar

A wretched, screaching, pedantic, nauseating individual. Known for his burps and growls of ferociousness. When a High Templar is around, multiple muggers in a 5 mile radius will be known to shout "Bring me my money". Templar also graduated at the top of his class at poop joke university, getting a doctorate in saying the most immature things, at only 12 years old.

A: High Templar is on his waster.

Mugger: Bring me my money!

by ColeImInYourWalls! August 31, 2022

room temperature

a phrase used to describe someone who is extremely neutral, not hot, not warm, nor cool nor cold.

Mikki: Oh my god Randy is soo hot and cool I love him!
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature

by Mytheonix April 22, 2023

Took her temperature

A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.

Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?

She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?

???

I fucked her in the arse, mate.

Oh, cool.

by Lucianeil February 15, 2015

The George Foreman Temperature

When you are cooking/washing the dishes and you feel a very extreme temperate .

Sam: (cooking; accidentally slaps hand into stove fire)
(Hits The George Foreman Temperature) Ooh! That was hot!

by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016

Truth da tempest

A transcendent diety that has objective truth to what he says

Truth da tempest: asta beats Naruto

by ExaltedChad September 1, 2021

The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang

A playful nickname given to our often drunk and disorderly nextdoor neighbors by my jokester father to infuse a little dark humor into a pathetic regular occurrence in my early childhood.

Well, if it isn’t The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023

Shirley Temple

A sexual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic sexual fantasy as popularised by the British television show Cracker.

That old perv down the road keeps bringing home prostitutes and has them dress up as little girls. Sure, for now it's just a harmless Shirley Temple, but it's only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.

by S21 May 25, 2009